Funny SMS Collection

People always try to stay connected with their known persons using a lots of ways. But no other way is as helpful as the messaging option. We use to text people for various purposes. To express our thought, or for convincing someone, we use the messaging option. Because, sometimes the text messages work better than talking. When our closest persons get upset, funny messages can work like an asset. Because, funny messages have the ultimate power to make anyone laugh.
Everyone wants to be happy or try to stay happy always. But due to our bad luck or bad environment, we can’t stay happy mentally always. But we are very interested in being happy and expressing our happy mood. For this we sometimes expect some funny messages from our favorite persons. And when we read a funny message, and if we feel interested and joyful, then we express our happy mood by laughing.
Basically when your girlfriend or boyfriend is upset or feeling sad, then you can send a funny message to him or her which will bring some smile on him or her face. If you send a couple of funny messages to him or her, at that time he will no longer be upset. Because every human being wants to have some fun. So, funny messages will provide some situation or energy to have fun.
1
Don’t think of yourself
as an ugly person…
Think of yourself
as a monkey…..
2
True friendship is:
Slap yourself hardly,
I will feel your pain hardly….
This is true friendship….
3
Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s Charming…
 Its U,
Who’s Sweetest..
 Its U,
Who’s Intelligent…
 Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend…
Its U
Who’s a liar..
 Its you….
4
Girl  :  Caught on date.
on Independence day
Dad: What is this?
Girl: Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want….
5
When I’m single,
I see the couples are being happy.
When I’m dating with someone,
I see the single’s are being happy…
6
Girlfriend: Baby, tomorrow is my birthday. What you’ll gift me?
Boyfriend: A ring.
Girlfriend: I love you so much baby!
Boyfriend: I will give you a ring, but don’t receive it but call me back…
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
Ans:
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy it
7
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!!!
ha ha ha..
8
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m thinking how long after
new cars will be cheaper than fuel.
9
A kid was beaten by his mom.
When Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore,
 I want my own.

Funny messages

Funny messages
10
A husband got angry and started to throw knives to the picture of his wife hanging in the wall.
But he was missing his target again and again. Suddenly he received his wife’s phone.
Wife: What are you doing hunny?
Husband: Missing you!!

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